1- Don't hike in bare feet
2- Don't think that your nickname is "the one and only"
3- Yes, Dirt bikes can break
4- If the mound of dirt is too high, don't jump it
5- Don't put sunflower seeds in the sink disposal
6- Rattlesnakes don't always rattle
7- Don't use crawdads as earrings
8- Scorpions actually don't taste bad
9- Don't go near a jumping cactus
10- if you want to know the true meaning of sibling rivalry,
get a parrot.
11. You know your a redneck if you have a board game
with Jeff Foxworthy on the box.
(Oh, wait, that's eleven)
2 years ago
1 comment:
Do you know Jeff Foxworthy very well?
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